Wardrobe Malfunction: NYSBCP

I had a freaking blast at the Calendar Party. I met so many fantastic people, and if I tried to name them all, I know I’d forget someone, and I don’t want to do that! It was funny because, since I post my face, people walked right up to me and were like, “Britni!” Which meant that I then stared at them with a blank look on my face waiting for them to introduce themselves, since I had no idea who the hell they were. Apparently, I also had on a “very Britni” outfit, which helped with the recognition. It was pretty cute, if I do say so myself.

Garnet Joyce served as my photog for this pic. She was all, “I can’t take this here! There’s people walking by!” And I was all, “Bish, please. I will tell people to STOP.” Because I’m self-centered like that.

I am wearing:

  • Dress from Filene’s (on wicked awesome sale. Srsly)
  • Yellow pumps by Michael
  • Yellow clutch by Jessica McClintock (also on wicked awesome sale at Filene’s)
  • “Chest plate” necklace from Target, I think (I like to joke that I could take a bullet to that thing)

This picture was taken by the bathroom. I had been talking to a very cute accented (Australian, maybe?) guy that ran some kind of “sex-positive dating site.” I do not know anything else about him, but I lost him somehow. Hot man, if you’re reading this, CALL ME.

I also arrived in time to receive a superawesome swag bag. In fact, Outspoken Clitic and I got THE LAST TWO. How’s that for timing, eh? Check out mah swag.

If you’re interested, you can see all the tweets from the event by checking out the hashtag #nysbcp on Twitter.

As I write this, I’m chillin’ on Outspoken Clitic’s couch. She cooked me breakfast!

You know you’re jealous. And tonight, Saraid is coming into the city to have dinner with Outspoken Clitic and me. All in all, a kick ass trip to NYC!

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  1. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted October 2, 2010 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    Y’ALL. That is SO COOL. I want pics of all three of you plz. I also want breakfast. and your necklace is so fab.

  2. alanaNo Gravatar
    Posted October 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    I’ve always wanted a pair of yellow shoes. (I don’t think yellow gets nearly enough love.) I also love bib necklaces, but they don’t work well with me. It looks especially nice with the strapless dress too.

  3. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted October 3, 2010 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    I’m way jealous of that bag of goodies! Also, you’re looking pretty fab.

  4. quizzical pussyNo Gravatar
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    You looked gorgeous! The breakfast also.

    Clearly I need to go to the NYSBCP next year, swag bag or no swag bag.

  5. AdrianaNo Gravatar
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 10:35 pm | Permalink


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