In regards to my squirting:
“It was pretty hot and it definitely turned me on, but it was really messy. Could you maybe not do it so much next time?”
FAIL. There will now definitely be no “next time.” And people wonder why I was so insecure about it for so long.
But! It gets worse! He then let me know that I could do porn if I wanted, because squirting is quite the asset to have if you’re a porn performer. He even offered to be my agent/manager! I let him know that I was not interested in doing porn. His response?
“What a waste of talent!”
DOUBLE FAIL. Thanks for playing, though!