Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

It’s time for another installment of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!”

Her: Brt is joefwst!!!

Me: Yay drunk texts!

Her: G with the thing and I got ooylair wrecked.

Me: It’s my going away party!

Her: I’m at joefwst I’m fso f HD up baby:

Me: This is another blog post, FYI.

Her: In he rim and yz.coke. Win vi

Me: Black cherry vodka and soda water.

Her: Boner xciy. So many hot guts.9

Me: Make out with one!

Her: I have a yound Taylor city!

Her: I’m. Dink.

Me: Me too.

Her: U wanny bi e you face. I love you.

Me: I love your face too.

Her: can we ti yh your bearsd. I wanna ck e to bostjb.

Me: Come to Boston!

Her: M topped omgy mom us here !

Her: Eeird city.

Her: And o have a CBS Venice that rherezC so many ex boyfriends on one place.

Her: I can’t fingurw otr who us dinger.

Me: Jfdyvzjnxhb

Her: Wig the thing?

Her: I’m need some water

Me: My best friend didn’t show.

Her: Oh man. Imzdirrry :(

Her: Se whAt happened?

Me: It’s fine!

Her: U have the party ended and I Am situkm so drunk. I thnms tis I. The Forrest.

Her: Ca t I. Ajmer to Boston? That place should be called bean. City.

Me: Yes.

Apparently, her favorite word that night was “city.”

This has been “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto.”

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  1. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 9:53 am | Permalink

    “Hot guts” is my fave.



  2. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    Bean city.

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