It’s time for another installment of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!”
Her: Brt is joefwst!!!
Me: Yay drunk texts!
Her: G with the thing and I got ooylair wrecked.
Me: It’s my going away party!
Her: I’m at joefwst I’m fso f HD up baby:
Me: This is another blog post, FYI.
Her: In he rim and yz.coke. Win vi
Me: Black cherry vodka and soda water.
Her: Boner xciy. So many hot guts.9
Me: Make out with one!
Her: I have a yound Taylor city!
Her: I’m. Dink.
Me: Me too.
Her: U wanny bi e you face. I love you.
Me: I love your face too.
Her: can we ti yh your bearsd. I wanna ck e to bostjb.
Me: Come to Boston!
Her: M topped omgy mom us here !
Her: Eeird city.
Her: And o have a CBS Venice that rherezC so many ex boyfriends on one place.
Her: I can’t fingurw otr who us dinger.
Me: Jfdyvzjnxhb
Her: Wig the thing?
Her: I’m need some water
Me: My best friend didn’t show.
Her: Oh man. Imzdirrry 
Her: Se whAt happened?
Me: It’s fine!
Her: U have the party ended and I Am situkm so drunk. I thnms tis I. The Forrest.
Her: Ca t I. Ajmer to Boston? That place should be called bean. City.
Me: Yes.
Apparently, her favorite word that night was “city.”
This has been “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto.”
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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2 Comments
“Hot guts” is my fave.
Ridiculous.
#city
Bean city.