So… I met someone. And I kinda like him am smitten. We had our first date on a Thursday night a couple weeks back. I left that Friday morning when he went to work (no sex; just some dry humping and possibly second base. What kind of girl do you think I am?!). And then, we hung out Friday night, and he told me to “bring a toothbrush” (I may have put out on the second date. My self-control is limited). I got ready for work the next morning at his place. And come Saturday night, we met up again, which ended Sunday evening after an awesome sushi and sake lunch. I NEVER have 3 dates in 3 days.
We met on OkCupid in line at the grocery store, and he’s aware of the fact that I have a blog and that I’m kind of a Twitter freak. After mentioning him on Twitter for three days as “the new guy,” it was decided that he needed a nickname. And, since he’s aware of my social networking and that I tweet things about him while with him and that if he’s lucky, he might get a blog post dedicated to him, I asked him to pick his own name.
He suggested quite a few things that I quickly vetoed. “Rammaster Lord Vaginal,” “Dar the Beastmaster,” and “Thormaster Ramstein III” were some of the highlights. However, it needed to be something about a drunken Irishman because that fits him the best, as he’s quite proud of his Irish heritage. And likes to drink (we have a common interest! Also: he’s from Boston!). After unsuccessfully trying to think of something creative, I’ve settled on The Irishman.
I hope that I’ll be writing about him (and the raunchy sex we’re already having) for some time to come.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Much luck to the Irishman in being up to keep up with your antics. Even more that you settled on this rather than Dar the Beastmaster. When I think of that, I think of the 90s Beastmaster who looked as if he wanted to get into an oil fight with any one.
Unrelated to this but shocking and important to read:
http://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/06/16/female-genital-mutilation-at-cornell-university
Sorry, couldn’t find some e-mail-button or whatever.
He sounds promising
I love the names he suggested for himself. HA! He seems funny and charming. And I think putting out on a second date is entirely appropriate!
Outstanding.