Nice Melons!

The Irishman doesn’t necessarily want me telling his friends that we met online, which is fine. So when his friend asked me how we met, I said, “We were standing in line at the grocery store, and I noticed him checking out my melons.”

He’s okay with that story.

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  1. Nell GwynneNo Gravatar
    Posted June 14, 2010 at 12:11 am | Permalink

    What really makes this is the accompanying picture.

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted June 14, 2010 at 12:20 am | Permalink

      It’s pretty much the best thing ever.

  2. Mr MNo Gravatar
    Posted June 14, 2010 at 1:49 am | Permalink

    Almost a fun as the cucumber scene in Animal House.

    Pic is awesome!

  3. sophie2229No Gravatar
    Posted June 14, 2010 at 6:42 am | Permalink


  4. alphafemmeNo Gravatar
    Posted June 14, 2010 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    HA! This made me laugh out loud. I met my GF online too, and she hates it when I tell the true story! She thinks it’s embarrassing. Whatevs. But I have always been at a loss for what to say instead. Mind if I steal this? It’s got just the right punch!

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted June 14, 2010 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

      Steal away! :)

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  1. By The Irishman on June 18, 2010 at 12:02 am

    [...] met on OkCupid in line at the grocery store, and he’s aware of the fact that I have a blog and that I’m kind of a Twitter freak. [...]

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