The Irishman doesn’t necessarily want me telling his friends that we met online, which is fine. So when his friend asked me how we met, I said, “We were standing in line at the grocery store, and I noticed him checking out my melons.”
He’s okay with that story.
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What really makes this is the accompanying picture.
It’s pretty much the best thing ever.
Almost a fun as the cucumber scene in Animal House.
Pic is awesome!
brilliant.
HA! This made me laugh out loud. I met my GF online too, and she hates it when I tell the true story! She thinks it’s embarrassing. Whatevs. But I have always been at a loss for what to say instead. Mind if I steal this? It’s got just the right punch!
Steal away!
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