“I’m gonna stick a thick 8-inch phallus up your ass without lube and then you can try to tell me that we don’t need it!”

-Me, to Dude after he insisted that no, we didn’t need lube when I said we did, and spit on his hand before shoving a really large penis into my ass with no warm up. That sound you just heard? Of a cat dying? Yeah, that wasn’t a cat. That was me.

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  1. tigermomNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    hi:) you are a really good writer:) i very much enjoyed your explaination of the terms daddy/little girl and the concepts of the sub being a helpless and fragile thing and the master/dom being protective and nurturing~i also liked that you pointed out it has nothing to do with any real life fathers or children and that persons (like myself) with a history of rape find some words/actions that many others quite enjoy provoke a fight or flight response that can be life threatening to both parties, which is why honest communication esp before since communication may be severly limited by the role play during is key. i cant believe anyone would be so insensitive as to insist lube was not needed, def there are still humans that cannot understand that what feels good to them can be downright hurtfull to a partner, which is why they have to keep finding new ones~whereas those blessed few who know it is better to give than to recieve always have plenty of partners eager for a “repeat performance”~imho. thanks for your insightfull blog~hagd!:)

  2. EveNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    OW! What the hell was he thinking?!? Only a complete idiot doesn’t use lube for anal. Sounds like a surefire way to get someone to never want to sleep with you again (and tell everyone they know how much of a jerk you are). I sincerely hope he saw the error of his ways. And fast.

  3. MargaretNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 1:50 am | Permalink

    Umm, that actually worked for him in the past? Really?



  4. SaNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 3:25 am | Permalink

    I would have KILLED him

  5. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    Ummmmmm, yeah. The butt does not self-lubricate. You are not a fucking hero by not needing lube. You’re just a douche.

  6. quizzical pussyNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    Exactly. Dry anal is only fun when it’s not your ass on the line.

  7. Ms.InconspicuousNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

    8″ huh? *Waggle-waggle*

    Yeah, it’s a good thing it wasn’t your first time with anal. That kind of experience can put a gal (or guy) off of it for life. (Or until there is *LOTS* of trust and coaxing.)

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted May 11, 2010 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

      *And* uncut.

      It’s actually the nicest cock I’ve ever seen in person.

  8. Ronald10021No Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    8 inches and uncut? Wow.
    What makes it so beautiful?

  9. GhouldilocksNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    Oh gawd.

    That sounds awful.

  10. maia stasiaNo Gravatar
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, I had that happen. Not so much fun.

    What is WRONG with some people??

  11. sulpiciaNo Gravatar
    Posted May 12, 2010 at 1:28 am | Permalink

    i have a line for that: let me put a cock up your ass first. just like that. then, hey, feel free. any questions on the outcome?

  12. AprilNo Gravatar
    Posted May 16, 2010 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    Was this at all triggering for you considering you were anally raped?

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted May 16, 2010 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

      Thankfully, it wasn’t. I’d had anal sex with him before (at my place and was able to provide lube, thankfully), and I feel safe with him. I never feel threatened or forced or like I’m not being heard, and we talked about it afterwards. I had told him after the first time we did it that having anal sex with him as quickly as I did was actually a big deal for me, but didn’t tell him why. After this situation, we discussed it the next time I saw him, and he was understanding. I think he’s just used to fucking someone that doesn’t need more than spit for him to do that. Whoever that person is is insane!

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