I’ve figured out how I’m going to make a large chunk of money in a short period of time. I’m going to auction off my virginity. I’m gonna claim to be a virgin, and offer said virginity to the highest bidder.

Fool proof plan. I am a genius.

Think anyone will buy it (both literally and figuratively, of course)?

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  1. DymionNo Gravatar
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    Too funny… But while you may not really be able to offer your virginity, the idea is applicable to other areas in the spectrum of human sexuality where your “cherry” has not been “popped”.

    While I enjoy your writing tremendously, I have not been following your blog for long enough to know all of what you’ve done or not done. Perhaps you could auction off your strap-on virginity (doing or receiving). Or receiving your first piercing scene or fire-play scene. Or first type of public play scene.

    Of course, this is all in jest. But it’s still kind of cool to think about the possibilities.

    As a side note, wasn’t there a big controversy in craigslist a few years back when someone tried to offer her virginity to the highest bidder? Seems to me that got a few newspaper headlines…

    Play safe.

    Owned & collared by Goddess Selena

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted May 10, 2010 at 2:49 pm | Permalink

      Interesting thought, though I’m not really sure which virginities I have left!

  2. caplystNo Gravatar
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    I bid $20K

  3. AmyNo Gravatar
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    The gross this is that if you did auction it on a different site you would probably get a lot of money for it. If people didn’t know who you were, that is. The world makes me sad.


  4. sulpiciaNo Gravatar
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

    A group auction of re-born virgins? Why not?

  5. OsbassoNo Gravatar
    Posted May 12, 2010 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    You don’t strike me as a John Michael Montgomery fan…

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