“Before I begin this email. I want to state that I am writing this after a night of drinking in New York City. I feel personally there is no other way of writing a email to such a blogger other than being completely in a intoxicated state of mind. I would like to thank the Wild Turkey for that. Second it’s interesting that I choose this time to write an email to you right after apparently your blog has been “hacked”. Being the the geek I am, I personally suggest creating a password that is inhabited with an insane amount of numbers and letters. OKAY. Now that that part is down I would like to get down to business.
Brit, (May I call you that?) I have written this email for a numerous of reasons, the biggest is that I find you to be an incredibly human being overall. If only most females are like you on this planet I believe dating would be a lot easier in general. I remember that I found your blog in the midst of a random blog search, it was one of those things where I read one blog that lead to another, that lead to another. Finally when I saw the “britisshameless” blog I was hooked. Instantly. I couldn’t turn away. I really wish I could pin point the exact journal entry that I read or saw that turned me on to you. The thing that caught my attention the most and probably turned me on as well was your frank way of talking about sex. Really where in Texas am I going to meet women like that? Jesus, please tell me where? Anyways, the point is you are one of a kind and I love reading the crazy as fuck adventures that you have inside and out of bed. To be honest I feel like an 80 year old hispanic woman watching telenovelas on tv. Good example is when you spoke of going back to the bruiser after clearly stating you would not go back to him! I was in my room screaming “NO HE AINT THE ONE FOR YOU GURRRL!!!” See how bad it was? To be honest, I love the blog. You can do no wrong, and the fact that you can talk about your persoanl life so easily is truly amazing. With that, this leads me to my next point…..britisshameless I am here to proprose an idea to you. I personally haven’t done anything crazy in my life but i am willing to do so right now and hope that you some how in a crazy way agree. I purpose that, I ask you out on a “Twitter date”. This idea came to me tonight randomly as I was drinking. God Help me. I currently reside in New York City and am producing a feature film right now but after I have completed that task I think it would be great to meet you in person (of course if you feel comfortable with the novel idea.) and see what kind crazy shinanigans we could get into. Perhaps even go to the famous bar you go to so much. I am willing to purchase the plane ticket and the hotel fare to go on a..what I would like to call a “Twitter Date”. ( You know, updating our status constantly during our date, but doing in private about how we feel the date is going.) You could call a purely internet entertainment game.” I know that right now you probably have a lot of trouble trusitng people from the internet but I am going to do this. I will post my Personal phone number to prove that I am very serious about this suggestion. Anyways, if this email for some reason just doesn’t rub you off the right way all I have to say is this: You have a great blog, I feel that you should be writing a book on this stuff. Women like you are hard to come by and people hacking your site for the shit of it are just fucking assholes.
Sincerely,
[Reader Name]
817-XXX-XXXX”
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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I think he sounds really nice actually! I can't even imagine some of the stuff you must get.
Aweee!!! He sounds really nice! Though a bit odd. Hehehe but that is just the way I like em! Definitely made me laugh.
You are right, that is definitely one of the perks of doing the blog. The people you "meet" along the way keep things interesting!
"Random Unsolicited Cock Shots" would be a great name for a band.
;o)
Ohh! That reminds me! I need to send you cock shots…unsolicited, of course. Hehe! Interesting idea…"Twitter Date"…hmm.
i'd send cock shots, but my cock is plastic.
twitter date sounds like fun, though.
I agree with the term 'Cock Shots' – not that it's new, but you give it life
What an email! You really get their blood racing, dontcha?
I get all sorts coming through my inbox, but never something as good as this!
As far as proposals go, it could have been worse! At least it wasn't tooo sleazy!
xxxx
Oh, bless his heart!
It’s funny how the line between sweet and creepy is sometimes only one sentence away. lol