Bukkake For Kids

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: December 16, 2008

Ew. Quite possibly the creepiest, grossest toy ever made for kids. FAIL.


How did this ever get past an entire room full of executives? Didn’t anyone stop and say, “Hey, wait a minute. This kind of looks like the kids are shooting cum shots at each other?” I mean, toys have to be approved by a lot of people before they ever get produced. I just don’t understand how no one caught this and thought that maybe it wouldn’t be such a good idea.

Or maybe they did, and that was half the point. Kind of like the hidden dirty jokes in Disney movies that you never notice when you’re a kid but when you get older you re-watch it and think, “Wow. That was kind of inappropriate.”

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4 Comments

  1. M.A.D.
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 4:32 am | Permalink

    That is just too brilliant.

    This from their advertising:

    It "lets you drench your opponents with powerful blasts of water or globs of gooey bio-ooze"

    Heh, I got one of those for free!

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  2. April
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    My son wants one of those and when I saw the commercial, I immediately thought of jiz. Ha ha!! We constantly have our minds in the gutter.

    But yeah, I think the toy executives knew exactly what they were doing when they created this shit. They probably have their own nicknames for the thing.

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  3. twg
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    Super Soaker Money Shot! I haven't seen that in a couple years. Thanks for the AM laugh:)

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  4. The Promo Homo
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

    Here is the board meeting you were wondering about, btw:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6xmHNJfUo&NR=1

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