Icky Twins, Indeed

I have never hidden my contempt for A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila. I hate the way portrays bisexuality and I hate that Tila Tequila is the most public face of the orientation. I hate the way she illegitimizes it. But there is no need for me to beat a dead horse, you guys know all this already. If you don’t, go back and read the posts I linked to.

But now, I almost wish that Tila was getting her third shot at love. Because they have replaced her with “bisexual,” incestuous twins. Welcome to A Double Shot At Love With The Ikki Twins. I wish I was kidding. AfterEllen had a great, great piece on this and I will never be able to articulate my feelings on it as well as they do, but I can try.

This is the extended trailer for the season:

These girls admit to sleeping in the same bed, kissing, and while they claim to be bisexual, have never alluded to this or to girlfriends before. They talk an awful lot about their boyfriends, though. Thanks, MTV, for another horribly inaccurate portrayal of bisexual women. This show looks like a fucking trainwreck. An incestuous trainwreck. How do people find this shit hot? Because they are twins? That makes it fucking gross. Imagine kissing your sister or brother. Ew. Wrong on so many levels.

Normal people do not have naked pillow fights with their sibling, even for Playboy Magazine. Because it’s gross. And you know that each girl will have to make a choice in the end between a boy and a girl, and one twin will choose the guy and the other will choose the girl. Because its all fake and contrived anyway.
Kind of ironic that they call themselves the “ikki” twins, isn’t it? Because incestuous fake bisexuals is very, very icky indeed.
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  1. The Promo Homo
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

    I'm sorry, Brit. I know you are upset…

    but I can't stop laughing. It's so gross and terrible! I CAN'T STOP THE LAUGHTER!!!

  2. April
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 1:05 pm | Permalink


    Just wow.

    I have no other words.

  3. twg
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    I think a twin fantasy is fine — getting worked over by two hot people, whatever. But like, when you actually think about it happening, yeah, you have to admit that the incest part is icky.

  4. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    I have to stop.

    And remind myself.

    This…yes, this…is what people are watching on TV nowadays.

    And I kinda fear for the future.

  5. Anonymous
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    Could be worse – bisexual men are near invisible on the media. We only come in two flavours – gay and straight…

  6. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    Anonymous: While you are very, very correct about bisexual men, sometimes I wonder if I would rather us bisexual women NOT be represented at all than be represented the way we are: slutty, fickle, non-monogamous, crazy, and manipulative. We don't know what we want, we're greedy, we sleep with anyone and everything with a pulse. You know, accurate portrayal and all that.

    I wrote more about how I feel about popular culture's portrayal of bisexual women here.

  7. The Promo Homo
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    I had to come back to add this…

    Icki?? No one thought to change that last name?? The Icki Twins???


  8. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 8:20 pm | Permalink

    Oh, no, TPH: their names are Vikki and Rikki or something. Or Nikki and Rikki? I don't know.

  9. The Promo Homo
    Posted November 27, 2008 at 3:47 am | Permalink

    So they gave themselves that moniker??

    Uuuuuugh it's just getting better/worse!

  10. Apollo Unchained
    Posted November 29, 2008 at 5:41 am | Permalink

    Are you kidding? This is fucking awesome!! What's not to like? the "Ikki Twins"???

    And that pillow fight picture makes my dick throb! Yum …

    But yeah, this is why I don't have TV. And no, I don't think this is materially worse than much of the other trash on TV. In fact it looks way more entertaining than much of it. And who can possibly take it seriously??

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