Monthly Archives: October 2005

Random Occurrances

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: October 24, 2005

Some highlights of this past weekend include: I told a girl wearing a pearl necklace that she should be openly mocked for wearing sexual innuendo around her neck. ********Walking through my friend’s birthday party that had somehow become overrun with freshman making out and falling over:Freshman Tool: “Yeah, you just write the alphabet with your [...]

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What Is This World Coming To?

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: October 21, 2005

Last night I did something completely out of character. Jo and I went to this frat party because friends of ours were playing a show there. Free booze, nerdy people, an okay time. I brought a very cute guy home. He was nice, attends MIT, works for Texas Instruments, and I’ll mention again that he’s [...]

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I Touch Myself

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: October 6, 2005

I make it very clear that I enjoy masturbating. That’s not a secret to anyone. But sometimes I think that I may have a problem. I’ve masturbated at work, in the car, on the train, in public restrooms. A few months ago, while sitting in the back row of my history class, I may have [...]

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Sun Bathing

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: October 3, 2005

Peace. Tranquility. Happiness. Contentment.

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I Don’t Even Know What to Say About This

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: October 2, 2005

My grandmother got sea sick while doing water aerobics. Consider the absolute absurdity of that statement. Honestly, who the hell can get SEA SICK in a POOL with 7 people who are so near death that they probably can’t even move their limbs enough to properly participate in the aerobic activity that consists of splashing [...]

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