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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Awesomeness
Things To Be Happy About
To counteract that depressing tone of the last post, I am going to make a list of reasons to be happy today. I have today off work. Obama’s inauguration Bush’s last day in office The L Word premiered last night (even if they are fucking up my show) I have decided to start crafting again [...]
Posted in Awesomeness 8 Comments
Music is Magic
Today on Jezebel, there was an amazing post that asked what the album was that made you fall in love with music. Hortense shared a story about her father and The Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds that really hit home for me. My dad would come home from work late, grab a Coors (in the gold can), [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop, Parental Control 2 Comments
My New Favorite Person
This girl is amazing. Seriously. I cannot stop laughing. Here is her channel. There are many, many more videos where these came from. Happy weekend, all!
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind 4 Comments
Abomination or Just Plain Awesome?
I love things that are controversial and that make people uncomfortable. I consider myself an atheist, was raised Jewish, and am pretty against organized religion in general. I don’t really understand why people take some of that shit so seriously, so when I stumbled on Divine Interventions a while back, I was tickled. Sex and [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Sex Miscellany 3 Comments
Jesus is My Friend
This is SO. GOOD. Merry Christmas once and for all, everyone!
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind 2 Comments
I Am An Asshole
After watching all the pictures of the winter weather around the country, I can’t help but laugh and be a total ass by rubbing it in everyone’s face that it is in the motherfucking 80′s here in sunny Florida. While I hate it in the summer, and I really do love the snow and the [...]
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind 7 Comments
Shameless Self-Promotion
The post that I wrote about looking queer is being featured on Genderfork today, which I am very excited about. It’s an absolutely amazing blog, and I encourage you to check it out! It’s one of my favorites.
Also posted in SGO, Standards of Beauty 1 Comment
Bukkake For Kids
Ew. Quite possibly the creepiest, grossest toy ever made for kids. FAIL.How did this ever get past an entire room full of executives? Didn’t anyone stop and say, “Hey, wait a minute. This kind of looks like the kids are shooting cum shots at each other?” I mean, toys have to be approved by a [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop, Diarrhea of the Mind, Sex Miscellany 4 Comments
Hotness
Quite possibly the most unflattering picture ever taken of me. Thanks, Mom. And yes, I’m naked. Yes, my mother was taking pictures of me minutes after waking me up while I was naked in my bed. This must be why I can’t keep a relationship going. Because I look like THIS in the mornings.
Also posted in Foto, Parental Control 12 Comments
Me? Never