Girlfriend of the Year

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: May 24, 2011

Upon learning that Alex Rodriguez has multiple paintings of himself as a centaur in his home, Jesus decided that he, too, needed one. As a gift to him for various things including getting off heroin and generally being awesome, I commissioned a painting from a good friend of ours. Behold:

You’ll have to trust me when I say that it looks exactly like him. And will be prominently displayed in our bedroom. EPIC, people.

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  1. twgNo Gravatar
    Posted May 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    OMG it was A-rod’s ridiculousness related. LOVE IT.

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  2. LucyLemonadeNo Gravatar
    Posted May 24, 2011 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    This is excellent, I want one of myself as some mythical creature. Probably a mermaid though!

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  3. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted May 25, 2011 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    It really is uncanny.

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