Tag Archives: The Redneck

You Know He’s A Redneck When…

You pull up to his house and there is a Confederate (excuse me. Rebel) flag outside. He asks you to go mudding/four-wheeling with him (tomorrow. I’m still trying to convince myself to go). He asks you to go fishing with him. There is a crossbow in his room. He works part-time at the rodeo. Marlboro [...]
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Like A Couple of Horny Teenagers

I had a lunch date yesterday with a guy that has been asking me out for the past 6 months. He is the one that caused The Bruiser Fight. Because he is a persistent bastard, I finally caved and agreed to go out with him. He picked me up (!) and paid for lunch (!!). [...]
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I’m The Best Gift There Is

I asked him if he got what he wanted for Christmas. He said that he got his Christmas gift yesterday when he finally got the date he’s been asking me to go on for the last 6 months. Maybe I’ll actually let him unwrap that gift later tonight.
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