Category Archives: The Bruiser

Fat Lip

Good to know he still lives up to his nickname. But man, that shit HURTS. EDIT: It’s gone from purple to blue.
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I Got Fucked

I got fucked by a man, though I hesitate to call him that. He was more like a boy. A boy that fucked me often, in both the literal and figurative sense. The former, of course, being much more enjoyable than the latter, as it usually is. In fact, the only reason that I kept [...]
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Kink

I’ve always known I was a little kinky. However, I never really thought that I was more than a *little* kinky. Just the “usual:” light spanking, some bondage, choking. You know, the usual. Then, as I read more and more about BDSM, I realized that I was probably more than just a *little* kinky. Maybe [...]
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I Say Yes

“Here I come when I better go I say yes when I ought to say no… I get around.”  I didn’t even have to turn around to know that he was there. He had a schedule; Monday, Thursday, and Saturday nights. He’d be there those nights without fail. He was a creature of habit. When I started to [...]
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Slut

I have fucked one girl and two guys in less than 48 hours. It’s nice to be slutty again. Oh, sluttiness, how I had missed you!
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Confession

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been… my entire life since my last confession. I mean, I was raised Jewish and I consider myself Atheist now, but I didn’t know where else to go and I needed to confess this mortal sin and someone told me that you offer forgiveness to those who [...]
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Sorry

Sometimes song lyrics feel like they were written for you. I heard this song for the first time today while watching past seasons of So You Think You Can Dance and these lyrics immediately hit me and brought me to tears, as they were all too real for me. “I just poured my heart out there’s bits [...]
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Joan Jett Knows How I Feel

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Angry

I just went in the shower and screamed until my throat hurt. Then I punched a wall. I’ve never done that before. In my 24 years, I’ve never been angry enough to hit anything. I guess there’s a first time for everything. I would have preferred if it was someone’s face instead of a wall, [...]
Also posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Relationships, Soul Searching | 20 Comments

Swollen

My lips (both sets) are swollen and sore. The ones on my face, especially. When we make out, The Bruiser is brutal with my mouth, like he is with the rest of me. He bites my lips relentlessly, and I absolutely love it. My lips are always so pink and puffy the day after we [...]
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