How You Know When You Have The Very Best Partner in the History of the Entire World

When you are nothing short of a complete jerk to him in the morning, being totally stressed about coming home from vacation to a complete mess of an apartment, snapping at him over stupid shit, and slamming the apartment door as you leave for work and then come home 8 hours later to find that he had cleaned your entire apartment. Done every dish in the sink, unpacked and put away your suitcase from your recent trip, made your bed, the whole 9. And when you call him to thank him, he says, “I just didn’t want you to come home and still be stressed about anything.” Which, of course makes you feel like even more of a jerk because there you are, being awful and moody and difficult, and there he is, being nothing short of amazing.

And that’s how you know that you have, quite possibly, the very best partner in the history of the entire world.

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  1. Another Suburban MomNo Gravatar
    Posted January 2, 2011 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    Jesus is superawesome! Hopefully the next time I get out there, I can buy you both a drink,

  2. JanieNo Gravatar
    Posted January 3, 2011 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    Aw :) so sweet!


  3. twgNo Gravatar
    Posted January 4, 2011 at 12:31 pm | Permalink

    Aw, that’s all sweet and nice and stuff :)

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