And we’re back with another dating site message for the ages.
…., it says we need to match at least 60 % or the message I send you will appear
with a filter warning. Warned you are then, ha-ha.
Good morning, how are you ? Up late I presume, or up rather early you could be.
Tell me, where were you for these past three years, missing this city like you did ?
A mind you have and you speak it. Candid I am, and tell I do like I see it.
The trouble with that is, it does get me in trouble a lot. Perhaps, your and my kind
need only cohort in our own belonging. To this rare and endangered species, the
honest minded and honest tongued.
Funny thing about being offended, I say if one is offended at all, one must not
leave the closed confines of their solitary walls.
Otherwise it is on to merry making ; breathe, eat, drink, talk, laugh, play, flirt,
masturbate and fuck. And then again, some more of this and that.
Joie de Vivre is the motto, would you like to partake in ?
Jesus’ response: “Who the fuck is this guy? Yoda?”
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
Good Vibes 
4 Comments
Dating site disasters attract, you do.
Hahah. I think this was the funniest by far.
Date or date not, Britni, there is no try.
I never remember Yoda having a girlfriend in any of the Star Wars movies. maybe he’s tired of being single and trying some online dating
~Jess~
On the floor laughing, I did roll.