May The Force Be With You

And we’re back with another dating site message for the ages.

…., it says we need to match at least 60 % or the message I send you will appear

with a filter warning. Warned you are then, ha-ha.

Good morning, how are you ? Up late I presume, or up rather early you could be.

Tell me, where were you for these past three years, missing this city like you did ?

A mind you have and you speak it. Candid I am, and tell I do like I see it.

The trouble with that is, it does get me in trouble a lot. Perhaps, your and my kind

need only cohort in our own belonging. To this rare and endangered species, the

honest minded and honest tongued.

Funny thing about being offended, I say if one is offended at all, one must not

leave the closed confines of their solitary walls.

Otherwise it is on to merry making ; breathe, eat, drink, talk, laugh, play, flirt,

masturbate and fuck. And then again, some more of this and that.

Joie de Vivre is the motto, would you like to partake in ?

Jesus’ response: “Who the fuck is this guy? Yoda?”

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4 Comments

  1. MoonshineSunlightNo Gravatar
    Posted October 18, 2010 at 6:58 pm | Permalink

    Dating site disasters attract, you do.

    Hahah. I think this was the funniest by far.

  2. twgNo Gravatar
    Posted October 18, 2010 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    Date or date not, Britni, there is no try.

  3. JessNo Gravatar
    Posted October 18, 2010 at 11:47 pm | Permalink

    I never remember Yoda having a girlfriend in any of the Star Wars movies. maybe he’s tired of being single and trying some online dating ;)

    ~Jess~

  4. FireboltNo Gravatar
    Posted October 19, 2010 at 11:53 am | Permalink

    On the floor laughing, I did roll.

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