My alarm didn’t go off, so I was late and had to take a cab.
My cab driver hit a chick on a bike, so I had to take a different cab halfway there.
My new cabbie was listening to Rush Limbough, who I listened to read the headline “Gay Porn Star Accused of Killing Three-Legged Dog in Suburban Boca” no less than 6 times.
Pulled up to work to see a client trying to sneak down the fire escape to cop drugs.
How was your morning?