How My Day Started…

My alarm didn’t go off, so I was late and had to take a cab.

My cab driver hit a chick on a bike, so I had to take a different cab halfway there.

My new cabbie was listening to Rush Limbough, who I listened to read the headline “Gay Porn Star Accused of Killing Three-Legged Dog in Suburban Boca” no less than 6 times.

Pulled up to work to see a client trying to sneak down the fire escape to cop drugs.

How was your morning?

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  1. OsbassoNo Gravatar
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    Wow. I don’t think that much happens to me in a full year!

  2. JessNo Gravatar
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    Apparently not as exiting as yours :P ~Jess~

  3. AuroreNo Gravatar
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    Definitely not that eventful (thank goodness!).

    It involved laundry and school work – I am officially boring.

  4. Bass ManNo Gravatar
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    I think we have a tie! :-( Was up all-night with my son who is in a manic episode and couldn’t decide whether to do his homework or go to bed; he did neither. Overslept this morning, because, as I mentioned, didn’t get much sleep. Spent half hour on the phone with the school psychologist after dropping my son off at school. That was followed up with conversation with his psycho-pharm to discuss med changes. At this point I was already a hour late for work. Luckily I work only a mile from home so once I got showered I was only about an hour and a half late and in no state to be dealing with the typical office crap. Luckily there was no bloodshed today, but it was touch-and-go for a while there.

    I hope your day got better.

  5. ElodieNo Gravatar
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    Look at it this way: at least your morning was better than that of the chick on the bike.

  6. that girlNo Gravatar
    Posted October 23, 2010 at 1:02 am | Permalink

    omg, was the chick okay?

  7. ButchNo Gravatar
    Posted October 24, 2010 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, hope the girl was OK…

    I’ve told cabbies to “turn that shit off”… once in New York City for Rush Limbaugh and once in Cincinnati for Bill Cunningham, who is funnier but just as crazy.

    Both times I got a glare in the rear-view mirror but they did turn it off… however, now that I am older and a little calmer, I would probably not say “shit” and add “please”.

  8. DalanuNo Gravatar
    Posted October 26, 2010 at 12:01 pm | Permalink

    This one time (back when I lived in California and Bush occupied the White House), the cabbie started, apropos of nothing in particular, talking about what a terrible president Bush was.

    I don’t know if he was sincere or gambling on the politics of his passenger to get a bigger tip, but if it was the latter, it worked.

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