You know it was a killer weekend when it involved the following:
- Waking up surrounded by a frisbee, a dozen cupcakes, and a head of cabbage has gone missing.
- Accidentally meeting Pandora Boxx in a club.
- Seeing friends that you haven’t seen in years while simultaneously making lots of awesome new ones.
- Possibly not speaking to a heterosexual person the entire weekend.
- Watching grown people get “Iced.”
- Failing to make it back to your apartment 3 nights in a row, and not once was it because you were getting laid.
- Walking back to the train at 1:30 PM on Sunday after a weekend of debauchery and having your friend turn to you and say, “Look at your life, look at your choices.” To which I replied, “Ditto, darling.”
I mean, Sassy Gay Friend does know best.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, my liver will be recovering, and hopefully my blogging inspiration will return somewhere along the way.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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You met Pandora Boxx? I am so. fucking. jealous.
How fabulous was she in person? Tell, tell, tell!
We didn’t even know she was performing (we arrived drunk and must have missed the memo)! My friend took me into some back hallway that we weren’t supposed to be in, and I guess that’s where the dressing rooms for the performers are. She walked out to head to the stage and she looked GORGEOUS and I grabbed my friend and was like, “ZOMG THAT’S PANDORA BOXX!” He had no clue who she was. She said hi and kissed my cheek and smiled and then went to the stage.
LUV HUH.
Sassy Gay Friend always knows what to say.
I cannot get over that you met Pandora Boxx? I am so incredibly jealous!