CEFAD*

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: July 19, 2010

I received this succint and to the point email today:

I hate you.

Well, now that we’ve established the level of your emotional maturity (non-existent) and your true feelings for me (fantastic), I think we’re done here, no? Angry, hurt, and bitter doesn’t look good on anyone, darling.

*CEFAD: Crap Email From A Dude, a feature run on Jezebel.

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8 Comments

  1. Outspoken CliticNo Gravatar
    Posted July 19, 2010 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    But baked potatoes are delicious…

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    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted July 19, 2010 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

      I figured the ridiculousness of the email deserved an equally ridiculous illustration.

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  2. KivrinNo Gravatar
    Posted July 19, 2010 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    “Well, now that we’ve established the level of your emotional maturity (non-existent)…” Ugh, how disappointing. People suck sometimes.

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  3. lovesickrobotNo Gravatar
    Posted July 19, 2010 at 10:59 pm | Permalink

    That raccoon doesn’t look smug, he looks like he’s the one filled with hate.

    Also, the German word for raccoon is Waschbär, which means wash-bear. Like a little bear that likes to wash its food. Adorbz, no? I’ve started calling my cat Waschbär. I hope this cheers you up.

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  4. Ms.InconspicuousNo Gravatar
    Posted July 19, 2010 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    Not that there’s any acceptable reason for it, but what the heck brought *that* on?

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    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted July 19, 2010 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

      My guess is that I’m moving to Boston when I decided not move to be with him.

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      • Ms.InconspicuousNo Gravatar
        Posted July 20, 2010 at 6:46 pm | Permalink

        Well, Boston has more to offer, as a whole. ;)

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  5. EveNo Gravatar
    Posted July 20, 2010 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    Wait, that was from him? I just read the tag. WOW. How childish. I agree, emotional maturity: non-existent. Good riddance!

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