Omigod, omigod you guys. If you don’t own a Wahl, you need to. Seriously. You can find them on Amazon for $12. I got mine from Blowfish for $18, though it looks like it’s $27 there now. IT’S AFFORDABLE. BUY ONE. I’m not even linking to a site I’m an affiliate for so you know I’m VERY SERIOUS AND NOT TRYING TO MAKE MONEY OFF YOU.

I cannot describe the orgasms from this toy. I really can’t. They’re intense beyond anything I’ve ever experienced. I’m usually completely silent when I wank, and when I come with this toy I make involuntary moaning noises because I JUST CAN’T TAKE THE INTENSITY OF THE ORGASM.

I felt the need to write about how awesome this toy is again. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO BUY ONE NOW. CAPS PARTY.

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  1. Camille CrimsonNo Gravatar
    Posted May 31, 2010 at 12:30 pm | Permalink

    How does it stack up to the Hitachi? I’m trying to figure out how the surface of the Wahl is positioned to hit the right spot.

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted May 31, 2010 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

      I prefer it. In fact, now that I have my Wahl, I don’t use my Hitachi really anymore. There are several attachments, and you can find the one that works the best for you. I prefer the one that has a flat surface so I can provide pressure on my clit. I find the vibrations on it to be much more intense and deeper, whereas the Hitachi’s are more superficial.

      You can read my review of it here, which might answer more of your questions.

      • Camille CrimsonNo Gravatar
        Posted May 31, 2010 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

        Well, that’s it! You have totally convinced me. I’ll definitely have to get one today.

  2. Bass ManNo Gravatar
    Posted May 31, 2010 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    Just bought one for my GF’s bday ($39 at Good Vibrations) — Sounds like she’ll be pleased.

    I hope I haven’t made myself unnecessary… ;-)

  3. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted May 31, 2010 at 6:31 pm | Permalink


  4. Saturday StevensNo Gravatar
    Posted May 31, 2010 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    That’s so weird that you mention this. About a week ago I planned to buy one online from Walgreens (for $19.99) but they won’t let me pay with my Walgreens gift card, which is rude and makes no sense. I’m shit outta luck right now since they’re not sold in the store & I have no money. *sob* I’ve litterally been wanting one for months!

  5. ENo Gravatar
    Posted May 31, 2010 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    I too am a major Wahl fan. Best vibrator EVER! And, yes caps are totally necessary here.

    P.S. I just discovered your blog, and I am loving it. Thanks.

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted May 31, 2010 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

      Thank you :)

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