Like a Cat Out of Hell

So, Epiphora, or ‘Piph, as I like to call her, loves cats. I’m not such a cat person myself, mostly because I’m allergic to them. Also, I dated this guy who had the most evil cat on the planet and when Boyfriend would leave for work in the morning, cat would run into the room and jump in the bed and scratch me and cat would chew my shoes and cat would jump on the table and knock ONLY *MY* GLASS OF WINE onto the floor and then run away. Fucking cat.

However, I promised ‘Piph that I would dedicate a post about cats to her. Since I hate cats, and can’t even find the cute in them, I decided to compromise and do a post of kittens. Because, before they become cats, they’re pretty damn cute. ‘Piph, you’re lucky I love you.

Fuckin’ cats.

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  1. EveNo Gravatar
    Posted May 3, 2010 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    Awww, cute!

    I love cats. Well, I love my cat. But I’m not allergic, and she’s extremely well-behaved, friendly but not needy, smart, and fearless (she hangs out with me while I vacuum, then stalks the vacuum when I put it away instead of running for cover).

  2. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted May 3, 2010 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    The cat with the roller needs to be ON MY LAP, NOW. Also that weird skin-covered one, and the one in the sheets that just got laid.


  3. Nell GwynneNo Gravatar
    Posted May 3, 2010 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

    Can we put in requests for different animal themed posts?

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted May 3, 2010 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

      Why the hell not? Go for it.

  4. tonya cinnamonNo Gravatar
    Posted May 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    im not a cat person and yeah there cute as kittens i do admit but that it . LOL

    the end of your sentence cracked me up…

  5. Nell GwynneNo Gravatar
    Posted May 3, 2010 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    Okay, well…hmm…

    My favorite animals are baby ocelots, ladybugs, and baby alligators. A post devoted to any of those would be lovely.

  6. AshleyNo Gravatar
    Posted May 25, 2010 at 8:56 am | Permalink

    KITTIES! I fucking love kitties and this post makes me a happy goose.

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