Vagina Crafts

I typed the word “vagina” into Etsy, just to see what would come up. The result was an entire array of vagina inspired crafts.
Vagina sculpture:

Super hero uterus plushie:

Vagina/reproductive system panties:
Virgin Mary vagina:
Vagina finger puppet:
Necklaces made to look like your own vagina:
Holiday themed vagina necklace:
Orchid inspired vagina necklace:
Frida Kahlo uterus plushie:
Vagina dentana purse:
Vagina clutch purse:
Vagina pipe:
Freaky vagina sculpture:
Vagina soap:
Vagina wallet:
Vagina vest:
Vagina pin:
I never knew there were so many items with vaginas on them. WIN.
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  1. Vanilla Kinks
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

    I vagina orchid necklace isn't half bad.

    Some of the rest are kinda weird!

  2. mrs. m
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    vagina's make the world go 'round!

  3. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    There's a whole category for vagina creations from etsy on

    On one hand, I think they're cool. On the other, well, it's not something I'm going to be purchasing anytime soon. :)

  4. Topaz
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    I like the soap and the orchid necklaces, but that one you dubbed 'freaky sculpture' really is troubling my mind… very Frankenstein-ish…

  5. Meg
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    I want that finger puppet!

    Though I think, if I used it with my kindergartners (we use finger puppets in music sometimes), I might get in trouble. Ms. C. would leave the vagina puppet at home.

  6. river
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

    I'll go one better.

    Watch it closely! Pretty wild.


  7. Ghouldilocks
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    I want a vagina necklace!

  8. Southern Sage
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    vaginas are good people I always say!

  9. Paradox
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 1:11 am | Permalink

    I've seen those vagina pendants before, and I actually really want one. They're in really pretty colors!

  10. Another Suburban Mom
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 5:27 am | Permalink

    I like the underwear with the reproductive system on it. Those are pretty neat.

  11. eva
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 6:45 am | Permalink

    Etsy is full of win and weird. You can even get handmade sex toys there!

  12. Welcome to Chicago, Jillinois
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    Like I said before, I love me some vaginas, but these are all NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.


  13. La Roo
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 10:48 am | Permalink

    I need the vagina necklace to go along with my boob necklace.

  14. elsiewrites
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    I especially like the vagina virgin mary!

  15. Rojo...
    Posted October 29, 2009 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    The image of Guadalupe is surprisingly, here in Mexico more than one person would be horrified, I enjoy it.

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