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Vagina Crafts

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: October 25, 2009

I typed the word “vagina” into Etsy, just to see what would come up. The result was an entire array of vagina inspired crafts.

Vagina sculpture:

Super hero uterus plushie:

Vagina/reproductive system panties:

Virgin Mary vagina:

Vagina finger puppet:

Necklaces made to look like your own vagina:

Holiday themed vagina necklace:

Orchid inspired vagina necklace:

Frida Kahlo uterus plushie:

Vagina dentana purse:

Vagina clutch purse:

Vagina pipe:

Freaky vagina sculpture:

Vagina soap:

Vagina wallet:

Vagina vest:

Vagina pin:

I never knew there were so many items with vaginas on them. WIN.

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15 Comments

Vanilla Kinks

Posted October 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

I vagina orchid necklace isn't half bad.

Some of the rest are kinda weird!

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mrs. m

Posted October 25, 2009 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

vagina's make the world go 'round!

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Ms. Inconspicuous

Posted October 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

There's a whole category for vagina creations from etsy on regretsy.com.

On one hand, I think they're cool. On the other, well, it's not something I'm going to be purchasing anytime soon.

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Topaz

Posted October 25, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

I like the soap and the orchid necklaces, but that one you dubbed 'freaky sculpture' really is troubling my mind… very Frankenstein-ish…

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Meg

Posted October 25, 2009 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

I want that finger puppet!

Though I think, if I used it with my kindergartners (we use finger puppets in music sometimes), I might get in trouble. Ms. C. would leave the vagina puppet at home.

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river

Posted October 25, 2009 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

I'll go one better.

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=0f450745b18d057686bc

Watch it closely! Pretty wild.

Riva

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Ghouldilocks

Posted October 25, 2009 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

I want a vagina necklace!

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Southern Sage

Posted October 25, 2009 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

vaginas are good people I always say!

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Paradox

Posted October 26, 2009 at 1:11 am | Permalink

I've seen those vagina pendants before, and I actually really want one. They're in really pretty colors!

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Another Suburban Mom

Posted October 26, 2009 at 5:27 am | Permalink

I like the underwear with the reproductive system on it. Those are pretty neat.

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eva

Posted October 26, 2009 at 6:45 am | Permalink

Etsy is full of win and weird. You can even get handmade sex toys there!

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Welcome to Chicago, Jillinois

Posted October 26, 2009 at 9:12 am | Permalink

Like I said before, I love me some vaginas, but these are all NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

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La Roo

Posted October 26, 2009 at 10:48 am | Permalink

I need the vagina necklace to go along with my boob necklace.

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elsiewrites

Posted October 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

I especially like the vagina virgin mary!

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Rojo...

Posted October 29, 2009 at 1:37 am | Permalink

The image of Guadalupe is surprisingly, here in Mexico more than one person would be horrified, I enjoy it.

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