Die "Lost" Die

I hate Lost. There, I said it. I don’t just dislike it. I FUCKING HATE IT. And everyone and their mother seems obsessed with the damn show, which makes it really hard to avoid having to hear about it. I don’t care what’s going on on that island or what’s the past or the present or the future or who’s dying or any of that shit. My hatred for Lost knows no bounds. I hope Lost dies and rots in hell for all eternity. I wish people would stop watching the damn show so it would go off the air and I would never have to hear about it again.

To what do I owe this intense, irrational hatred for a show that seemingly did nothing to irritate me other than the fact that it simply exists? It’s simple really. See, when the show first came out, I was dating CB. And he used to tell me that he was going to “a friend’s house” to watch Lost. I was never invited to this Lost-watching party. Little did I know that he was actually going to Trollface’s house to watch it. Because he was still talking to her. He was still fucking her. Hell, he was still dating her. Lost was used as a cover for him to cheat on me.
Therefore, I will hate the show forever and ever and ever. Amen.
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  1. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    Never seen an episode. *Shrug* I don't get it either.

    Of course, I don't have reason for hatred, but I'm adverse to many things with too much hype.

  2. Advizor
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    I'll buy you the box set for Christmas…..

  3. mrs. m
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    i'm usually a lurker, but i had to pipe up on this one. i hate lost as well. i don't really have a reason, but i don't really need one, do i?

  4. ~sublimealice~
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    haha! that was funny and i know it wasn't meant to be, but i was just reading it like "hell yeah i hate lost too" and then you were like "why do i hate lost?" and i was like "you don't need a reason girl fuck that shit!" but then you had a really good reason for hating lost, and it surprised me, and i laughed. and i am making little to no sense right now.

  5. Confessor X
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    I'm not a fan either, that or survivor…my shows are the monday showcase on cbs big bang theory and how I met your mother…funny post though…

  6. hubmanshangout
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    While I don't feel as passionately about it as you do, I don't like the show either. Never seen it, don't think I'm missing anything…

  7. The Promo Homo
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 5:33 pm | Permalink


  8. Riff Dog
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    I've been peaking out the corner of my eye at this post, because I haven't yet watched last night's episode and I thought you might give away the season finale ending.

    But I have no willpower and temptation finally got the best of me, so I finally read it. Yikes! Yes, I can see why you hate the show! Much better than most people's reasons.

  9. wolf biter
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, I don't like it either. I enjoyed the first season, but then it got too wrapped up in its own mythology.

  10. Lori D
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    I *don't hate me* love the show. I don't know CB but he sounds like a totally LOST fuckface for doing something like that to you.

    He should have been lost in love for you.

  11. Sara
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 3:42 am | Permalink

    Sounds like the only thing he "Lost" were his balls.

  12. chapinator89
    Posted October 10, 2009 at 3:35 am | Permalink

    well, my girlfriend of almost 12 months was cheating on me for at least the last 4 months… and decided to tell me on my birthday. im not gonna stop celebrating my birthday right, am i? i try not associate things with events or things, because thats a form of dwelling in the past.

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