I was in the middle of trying to masturbate before going to sleep, when my power went out mid-wank. Unfortunately, the only working vibe that I currently own is my Hitachi, which requires a power source to plug into. And I don’t really feel like using my Njoy right now, because that one requires a lot of time and effort to bring me to orgasm. Time and effort that I just don’t have the energy to spend right now. I am quite irritated. Fuck you, electricity.
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Amen for battery powered laptops so you can post on your blog about not having electricity to masturbate! hahahahaha! Just kidding!
I bet that's so frustrating. Sometimes, I masturbate at work when no one's there but me. Then the phone will ring or my boss will come back early, making me not able to finish. It totally frustrates me. So I can relate!
Ha! I'm totally going to post about the time that I masturbated in the middle of a class now.