You Know He’s A Redneck When…

  • You pull up to his house and there is a Confederate (excuse me. Rebel) flag outside.
  • He asks you to go mudding/four-wheeling with him (tomorrow. I’m still trying to convince myself to go).
  • He asks you to go fishing with him.
  • There is a crossbow in his room.
  • He works part-time at the rodeo.
  • Marlboro Reds and cans of Bud Light litter the coffee table.
  • He subscribes to a magazine called “Mud Life.”
  • He sang “Thank God I’m A Country Boy” at karaoke night.
  • He has John Deere sheets.
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  1. The Cheese Wrangler
    Posted December 26, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

    A confederate flag? Your kidding, right?
    And if his stance on gay marriage is most rednecks feel…will you still be with him?

  2. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted December 26, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    I've already checked how he feels about teh gays. It's all good. Plus, I live in a hick town. Seriously, the downtown area is designed to look like the Old West. I'm used to guys like him, though I usually don't date them.

  3. Ambitious Blonde
    Posted December 26, 2008 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

    Word verification=tridat. As in tridat, you might like it. :)

    Mudding is a blast! However, the shiny leggings are definitely not appropriate attire for it. :)

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