- You pull up to his house and there is a Confederate (excuse me. Rebel) flag outside.
- He asks you to go mudding/four-wheeling with him (tomorrow. I’m still trying to convince myself to go).
- He asks you to go fishing with him.
- There is a crossbow in his room.
- He works part-time at the rodeo.
- Marlboro Reds and cans of Bud Light litter the coffee table.
- He subscribes to a magazine called “Mud Life.”
- He sang “Thank God I’m A Country Boy” at karaoke night.
- He has John Deere sheets.
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A confederate flag? Your kidding, right?
And if his stance on gay marriage is most rednecks feel…will you still be with him?
I've already checked how he feels about teh gays. It's all good. Plus, I live in a hick town. Seriously, the downtown area is designed to look like the Old West. I'm used to guys like him, though I usually don't date them.
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Mudding is a blast! However, the shiny leggings are definitely not appropriate attire for it.