Today is Election Day. Please, please go vote, even if you don’t vote for the candidate that I want you to. It’s there on my sidebar, so I am not going to try to sway anyone, since I’m sure y’all have already made up your minds.
Though, I think that you should vote for the guy that has his own dildo. Because that is the coolest thing ever.
It’s even made from phthalate-free rubber! Just sayin’.
I already waited in line for over 3 hours to cast my vote last week. And now it’s your turn!