I was all excited today because my Republican Cowboy invited me over to fuck. I was there for THREE HOURS and he didn’t make a single move on me. What. the. fuck.

If you call someone for a booty call, you’d better provide the booty. That’s all I’m sayin’. So much for my cheer-me-up sex.
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  1. April
    Posted November 11, 2008 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    Why were you waiting for him to make a move? You shoulda got what you came for! The minute he opened the door you shoulda pounced on him and tore his clothes off, leaving the cowboy hat of course.

  2. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted November 11, 2008 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    April: I'm pretty passive when I'm a) sober and b) have never hooked up with the person before. Also, I was trying to, like, move closer to him on the couch, put my feet in his lap, little things so that he would get the hint. No dice.

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