I was all excited today because my Republican Cowboy invited me over to fuck. I was there for THREE HOURS and he didn’t make a single move on me. What. the. fuck.
If you call someone for a booty call, you’d better provide the booty. That’s all I’m sayin’. So much for my cheer-me-up sex.
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Why were you waiting for him to make a move? You shoulda got what you came for! The minute he opened the door you shoulda pounced on him and tore his clothes off, leaving the cowboy hat of course.
April: I'm pretty passive when I'm a) sober and b) have never hooked up with the person before. Also, I was trying to, like, move closer to him on the couch, put my feet in his lap, little things so that he would get the hint. No dice.