I Can See Russia From My House

Mr. Madison Mrs. Palin, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

When a Billy Madison quote sums up the potential Vice President of the United State’s logic better than I could ever hope to, it really is a sad day for our country. I fucking DARE you to elect her.

EDIT: And because no one parodies her like Fey and Poehler. The only thing that would make them better is if they were a lesbian couple. Love.

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  1. Kevin
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    A simple, "Thank you for protecting us against the Russians, Sarah" would suffice.


  2. Renewed in the Rockies
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    You know, I just read an article whites not voting for Obama because he's black. It should be more, "I'm not voting for McCain because he's white, condescending, a chauvinist, and most likely will die in office leaving us Palin."

    Dear Sweet Baby Jesus. I can't believe she's a VP candidate.

  3. Jake lara
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    I concur with all your sentiments on Palin and with the person who said "if it wasn't so serious it would be amusing" I just think it's freighting, a USA with those 2 in office would be as unstable as many developing countries that need help, let alone the worlds largest nuclear power.

  4. The Promo Homo
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 7:58 pm | Permalink


    You'll like it. Promise.

  5. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    I know. That's why I already linked to it the post, silly. ;)

  6. The Promo Homo
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    Oooooops. Silly me getting ahead of myself before finishing the blog! BUSTED.

  7. The Promo Homo
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    wait… was that really there? Methinks you edited that right after I posted it!!!! You= BUSTED.

  8. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    Yes, it was already there. Notice I didn't use the link you sent? I edited it this afternoon!

  9. Osbasso
    Posted September 29, 2008 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    I watched the SNL clip first from another blog. I just laughed and shook my head. But then to watch the actual interview… I'm thinking that, if by some bad joke, the GOP continue their reign in the White House, I'm going to be packing my bags and heading for Canada.

  10. George
    Posted September 29, 2008 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    Hey osbasso … if it's all the same … we have enough of idiots like you already here.

    Do us a favour … and boot it to some other country.


  11. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    I think you'd like this blog: http://dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/

    I can't help but notice that she feels the same way that you do about Fey and Poehler. :D

  12. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 12:56 am | Permalink

    Ms. I: I DO love her! I read her every day :)

  13. twg
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 8:14 am | Permalink

    george, yes, it's us who are the idiots. keep telling yourself that.

  14. M.A.D.
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    Look, you people are just goung to have to elect the old guy and the strange chick and put up with it. It's your internal politics – you deal with it.

    But, as soon as you elect a black president, either aliens will invade, world war three will break out or the world will be struck by a giant meteorite. For pity's sake, have you guys never been to movies? These things ONLY ever happen when there is a black president in the US – and these things will affect all of us.

    Stop being so darned selfish and vote McCain!

    (Of course, if McCain pops his clogs and Palin takes over, then you will be in for some fairly tough times with a woman president, but most of those movies tend to deal with stuff that only affects the US, so we will be ok…)

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