Right now I drive a black 2003 Volvo S40. It’s a nice car, don’t get me wrong, it’s just not what I would have picked out for myself. When I moved back down to Florida, it was pretty unexpected. I was bribed, and promised 1) a new car, 2) an apartment, 3) a puppy, and 4) a new bed. I got one of those four things. It wasn’t the car, the apartment, or the puppy. Though, my bed really is like a cloud.
The kind of car I want doesn’t have to be expensive. It doesn’t have to have all kinds of features and tools and tricks and toys. It just has to be cute. I want a cute little hatchback kind of car in a fun color. Fuck black. Black is boring.
You could totally see me driving around in one of these cute little cars, couldn’t you?
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Yes! In fact I could see you driving around in my 2003Honda Civic Si with me while we go visit my ex-gf for a threesome that you would love. Seriously, I think you two would hit it off.