Triple Word Score

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: August 29, 2008
I was talking to a potential suitor online around 2:30 on a Thursday, and this was the reason he was ending our conversation:

In any case, I have to go play scrabble with my hombres, but it was great pseudo-meeting you

I will let TheWaterGirl take this one for me:

twg: hombres!
scrabble!
awesome!

And during a conversation with a different potential suitor, this was his reply after he asked what I was doing and I said, “writing”:

i always hated english in school reading and writing. what about u?

Oh, so you mean that you always hated BEING LITERATE? To which I reply, “Next!”

And my favorite, is the 18-year-old that messaged me, and this was his headline:

I’ve done my fair share of dating, now Im looking for something a little more real and concrete
How much dating can you have actually done at 18? Really? Like, my high school girlfriends and I got semi-serious, but now I’m looking to get to home plate in a bed and not my mom’s car.
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  1. mike
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    "I've done my fair share of dating, now Im looking for something a little more real and concrete"

    Wow… at least he wasn't complimenting your grammar or anything… oh wait.

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