The Year In Review: 2005

I’ve seen these questions on a couple of blogs, and to tell you the truth, I really don’t have the energy to come up with an original and creative post right now due to the copious amounts of sex that I’ve been having. Therefore, I am stealing these. I will quickly tell you that I don’t even remember typing that last post because of how drunk I was and am quite impressed with my spelling. The post is accurate, however, and things with Cape Boy are going swimmingly. I will update about all the ex-girlfriend drama that went down on New Year’s at a later date, but the short version is: They cried a lot, I laughed a lot, I am evil.

What did you do in 2005 that you’d never done before?
Went out and got a job on my own without any family members pulling strings. Dated a girl. Told someone I loved them and actually meant it. Went to a bar and legally had a drink.

Did you keep your New Years’ resolutions? Will you make more for 2006?
Yes, I did. My resolutions for 2005 were to quit smoking both cigarettes and pot and I have successfully done both. I think that my resolutions for 2006 will involve continuing to live my life one day at a time and having the courage to be myself, no matter what anyone thinks.

What places did you visit?
Maine with Boyfriend and I think that might be it. I spent most of the year in Boston. Unless going to Florida to see the family counts as visiting somewhere. Oh, and the Cape.

What events marked 2005?
I broke up with Virgin Boy, thank fucking god (January)
I met Boyfriend (January)
I went to Maine and met people without teeth (April)
I moved out of the worst apartment ever (April)
I got hired at my current job (May)
I had a threesome (May)
I met and dated a girl or three (July)
I moved in with Jo, the best roommate ever (September)
I got dumped by Boyfriend (September)
I met Cape Boy (November)
I turned 21 (December)

Did anyone close to you give birth?
Not that I can think of off the top of my head

Did anyone close to you die?
My former boss, Dr. Spencer, who also happens to be the father of two of my close friends.

What do you wish you’d done more of?
Reading, writing, anything that involves flexing and strengthening my mental muslces. Masturbating, fucking… you can always use more orgasms.

What do you wish you’d done less of?
Crying. Sleeping. Shopping.

What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
More contact with my friends from home. Oral sex.

What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory?
Well, at the present time it is September 6, 2005. That is the day Boyfriend broke up with me. But I know that in time that date will fade, so I’m gonna go with December 13, 2005. You’ll see why later in this post.

What “things” did you want and get?
A big bed. Snow boots. My Beyond 2000 HS III vibrator. Cape Boy.

What “thing” did you want and not get?
A puppy. Damn you building and your “no pets” rule. Damn you.

What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 21 on December 13, 2005 and I got fucking wasted.

What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
About a month ago, I would have said if Boyfriend hadn’t broken up with me. But now, I really have no answer for that.

What was the best thing you bought?
My Beyond 2000 HS III vibrator.

Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
It’s a toss up between my mom and Tony.

Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
This is getting old, but I’m gonna have to go with Boyfriend again.

Compared to this time last year, are you……Happier or sadder? Happier