Quite possibly the most unflattering picture ever taken of me. Thanks, Mom.
And yes, I’m naked. Yes, my mother was taking pictures of me minutes after waking me up while I was naked in my bed. This must be why I can’t keep a relationship going. Because I look like THIS in the mornings.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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LOL Goooood Morning!
Very nice love the blanket too, very sexy
Hawtness
I wouldn't be upset to find this in my bed in the morning…
Awh. I think you're cute.
Buahahahaha.
I love you to death (and we all know you are a bombshell normally), but this is the worst picture of you that I have ever seen. Hahahaha.
I bet I look worse. And my breath stinks, too.
Your blog just gets groovier and groovier.
Good Moaning sunshine!
This seriously doesn't even look like you. I have a picture of myself like this and I thought the same thing….if I look like THIS in the morning, why the hell would he want to stay. But that's how you know you've found true love…when they look at you like this and still think you're beautiful! =)
Kudos for posting this picture. I would never post the one of me.
Courage is a laudable trait.
And yes, that is a painfully unflattering picture.
I don't know..I think this is a great photo of you.
(If I were your Momma I'd give you a lil spank on the bottom..jus' to wake you up!…Click*)
~x`SinfullyAnon.
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he he he, i think it's so cool that you have the guts to post things like this!!! i have a photo of myself that is absolutely awful. i sent it to a friend of mine so he could laugh at it, and he threatened to put it on facebook. so i made it my profile picture on facebook before he got to it. maybe i'll post it on my blog some day