Category Archives: Profligacy

Master of His Own Domain: Mojo vs. Nojo

I have felt rather uninspired about my job as of late.  My work has always been a rather large part of ‘who’ I considered myself to be, perhaps too much so.  Twenty-two years with the same company, I had risen through the ranks and taken on some remarkable positions that I am quite proud of.  [...]
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Master of His Own Domain: Electro Stimulation

Several years ago I was reading about electro-stimulation and sex. I was curious so I bought a system. After my last review I had a question about electro-stimulation so I thought I would write about the VERY LITTLE I do know about it. After thinking about the idea a long time I [...]
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Master of His Own Domain: Leather Ball Stretchers

Ball stretchers come in a plethora of materials and designs. They are made of materials including neoprene, leather and metal, to name a few. I did a previous piece on ball weights that are a type of ball stretcher. Leather stretchers, as pictured, are usually about 7 inches in length with varied [...]
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Master of His Own Domain: The Fury

Cockrings are a dime a dozen these days. Repackaged O-rings in plastic wrappers hang as impulse items at the sex toy store checkout and awkward, flimsy faux leather 9-speed snap models hang in the aisles. Cockrings come in many different materials: rubber, jelly, leather, silicone, and metal. Some have snaps so they [...]
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Three is Company, Four is a Crowd

Britni and I have sex with other people. We both agree that we want to be together and that it is unreasonable to expect to only have sex with each other the rest of our lives. The relationship of sex and emotion is a complicated one. We want only each other for [...]
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Enneagram: Profligacy and Britni

In a comment to my Meme post Welcome to Chicago, Jillinois asked me what my Enneagram was, guessing I was an eight. I have done this 3 times now and am freaked out that the top two numbers have been exactly the same. I even went back and swapped some answers to see [...]
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Master of His Own Domain: Progasm

In my constant search for better prostate play toys I have thus far had one measure by which all other toys have been compared. This would be the Aneros Progasm. It happened to be my first toy purchased specifically for the prostate, one I almost did not make. It is made of [...]
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Master of His Own Domain: Bootie

I was pretty excited about getting the Bootie. No not anal with Brit, but that is always full of awesome, as she would say. No, I am talking about the 100% silicone toy (Use water based lube only!) toy by the Fun Factory. The side of the box says perfect for beginners [...]
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When Master Goes Bad

Over the holidays you may have seen on my Twitter stream where an ex-sub of mine was in trouble. I woke up New Year’s Day about 9 o’clock to see a message on my phone from an unknown number sent at 6 am saying, “Call me when you get up. It’s Betty.” “Betty” was [...]
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Master of His Own Domain: Sounds

“Oh God why?”, I’m sure will be the first thought of most people reading this. That is what I thought myself several years ago when I was shopping for a Wand for my Prince Albert. Some of the wands were extremely long and had textured or rippled surfaces designed “for people who enjoined [...]
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