Category Archives: Product Reviews

Product Review: Crystal Delights Glass Plug (small)

A little while back, Virtually Adult sent me the Crystal Delights Glass Plug. I loved it, except that I didn’t love the long base. It made it difficult for the plug to stay in, and impossible to use for extended wear. Well, being the awesome company that they are, Virtually Adult *gasp* listened to my [...]
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Product Review: Maximus

I’m gonna be honest: I don’t get the Maximus love. I really, really dislike this lube. It has the viscosity of hair gel, which, when using it for anal play, is a good thing. You want a thick lube to make insertion easier and less painful. But I find it stringy. I find that it [...]
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Pleasurists #73

jealous, jealous again by Scott Church Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #72? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #74? [...]
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Product Review: Wahl 2-Speed Massager Kit

So maybe she’s not the prettiest girl at the party. And maybe it’s not the most advanced toy on the shelf. But none of that matters, because the Wahl is fucking amazing. Seriously. Just buy it. You won’t be sorry, and you’ll definitely be thanking me. I could pretty much end the review here, as [...]
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Pleasurists #70

I’m the Editor’s Pick for this week’s Pleasurists! Explored! by Tascha Elliott Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #69? Read it all here. Do you have [...]
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Product Review: High Roller

I was excited for the chance to review the Evolved High Roller. I’ve only ever had one straight vibe that I enjoyed, and I’m always interested in if I’ll ever be able to find another one. Evolved makes some very nice products, and I own one of their vibes, but it came with a broken [...]
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Product Review: Tantus Hank

My first words upon taking Tantus’ Hank out of it’s package were, “He’s beautiful!” And he is, but only if realistic dildos are your thing. If they’re not, you can stop right here, because Hank is not for you. He’s made from the Tantus silicone that I’ve fallen in love with, however, instead of the [...]
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Product Review: Crystal Delights Glass Plug

A new company called Virtually Adult offered me their Crystal Delights glass plug to review, and I jumped at the chance. I have been coveting two things (okay, I covet a lot of things, but two of them include…) for a long time: a glass plug, and a jeweled plug. This was the best of [...]
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Pleasurists #68

via ModelMayhem Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #67? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #69? Be sure to [...]
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Product Review: Intimate Organics Massage Oil

I am a whore for back massages. Well, I’m a whore for massages of any kind. And I’m just a whore in general, but I digress. I absolutely love to receive massages, and luckily for me, Profligacy loves to give them to me. I decided to give Intimate Organics massage oil a try, since I’d [...]
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