I can never hear the phrase, “Wanna do it?” anymore without my stomach turning. I once dated someone that, when he wanted to fuck, would look at me and ask, “Wanna do it?” in this really non-chalant way, and would then add, “You can sit on it if you want.”
Oh, really? Can I? THANKS SO MUCH.
I now have a policy. If anyone ever asks me if I “wanna do it” again, they are automatically not going to get laid. Period.
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Wanna do it?
Heh. Wanna fuck is acceptable, though, IMHO.
I always hated the condom question: “So, do you have something?” or the orgasm 0ne, that’s the worst. “Did you go?”
GO WHERE?!? Go to the bathroom? Go to a different mental space while your stupid-question-asking ass fucked me?
Then, yes.
*waggling eyebrows* Wanna do it? You can lick it if you want. Or we can just watch TV. Either is equally as exciting to me.
I went out with a guy years ago that would say, “So, you wanna.. you knoooow…” when he wanted to fool around or have sex.
And no, I never slept with him. I went out with maybe a few weeks and that was a few weeks too long now that I look back on it, lol.
Something else I hate is when dudes use ridiculous euphemisms. “Wanna ride my happy stick?” or “Wanna have some one on one time with my bald headed yogurt slinger?”
No, I don’t. All that inspires in me is an urge to punch you in the face and then go find a guy who isn’t afraid to use the words “sex”, “fuck”, “cock”, etc. instead of corny euphemisms.
Sorry for ranting, lol.
I agree mostly. But if someone asked me if I wanted to take a ride on his disco stick I might say yes
But only because of the GaGa reference.
Lol. I’m a non-Gaga fan but I have a friend who went for a similar line just for the Gaga reference. Though, he’s been with the guy for almost 8 months now so AWWW.
Oh yeah that is DEFINITELY not acceptable from someone you don’t know well or where they’re not being glib.
I will sometimes ask Hubman if he wants to “make with the sexy”, but I also try to say it in my best Borat accent and he is usually to busy laughing to take me seriously.
Nothing makes my panties wetter than asking me if I wanna do it. /sarcasm.
I don’t like to be asked if I wanna fuck either. I feel like asking me takes the spontaneity out of it. If he wants to fuck, then kiss me, grab my hand and lead me to the bedroom, couch, kitchen counter, where ever, pull down my pants and start eating. If I’m not in the mood, I’m sure I’ll get in the mood with doing any of the above. But ASKING me is NOT going to get me in the mood, that’s for damn sure.
I don’t ask him if he wants a blow job. I just pull down his pants and go to town.
Agreed. Anyone who doesn’t know how to ask for it probably won’t know what to do with it once he gets it