Tootie

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: December 14, 2010

If Jesus does not want to have to put up with me farting multiple times during sex, he may want to think twice before making me baked beans for dinner.

Just sayin’.

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  1. twgNo Gravatar
    Posted December 14, 2010 at 9:30 pm | Permalink

    If God didn’t want me to fart when I come, he wouldn’t make my orgasms super intense.

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  2. SaturdayStevensNo Gravatar
    Posted December 15, 2010 at 3:00 am | Permalink

    OMG! ROFLMAO!

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  3. FridaNo Gravatar
    Posted December 15, 2010 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    I just love how if you don’t know who Jesus is, it looks like a hilarious casual metaphor for Christianity!

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  4. ECSNo Gravatar
    Posted December 15, 2010 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!
    I have had the worst day and this just made me smile and laugh so so so hard. Thank you!

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