Things You Can Do With Silicone Lube (Besides Have Sex)

Silicone lube is TOTALLY multi-purpose. I continue to find new and fantastic uses for it.  AAG agrees that there’s nothing silicone lube can’t do. I mean, with silicone lube you can:

  • Give a back massage
  • Polish leather
  • Smooth hair frizz
  • Fix a squeaky hinge
  • Get a taper through your ear
  • Oil up a Slip n’ Slide

I know I’m missing about 9,824,876 things from this list. Your turn! You tell me: what else can you do with silicone lube?

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  1. aagblogNo Gravatar
    Posted November 21, 2010 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    Clean/shine leather couch.

  2. aagblogNo Gravatar
    Posted November 21, 2010 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    Get gum out of kid’s hair.

  3. ParadoxNo Gravatar
    Posted November 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    Shine up your latex cat suit!

  4. Ms.InconspicuousNo Gravatar
    Posted November 22, 2010 at 7:40 pm | Permalink

    I’ll attest to it being great for back massages. Odorless is always a triple-quadruple bonus with me.

  5. Essin' EmNo Gravatar
    Posted November 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    Make your tattoos pop for the night (use hybrid silicone/water to make them moisturized AND shiny)

    Put it on after a shower to lock in moisture on your skin.

    Use it to get into tight leather pants/skirts/tops.

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