Lactation Fetish For Alcoholics

I think Jesus and I may have found our version of a lactation fetish. He’s a boob guy. And a booze guy. Which clearly means that there could be nothing more perfect for our sex life than this. Behold: THE WINE RACK.

I can feed him booze from my bosom. And really, is there anything more intimate than that? It’s the perfect gift for your very own alcoholic, boob-loving partner!

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  1. Outspoken CliticNo Gravatar
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    I dunno…the wine will end up inching towards body temp. Might be kinda gross. 100% hilarious, though.

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