Sweet Nothings

Jesus: “I want to have a blowout dinner for my birthday. Will you be my date?”

Me: “Fuck no.”

Jesus: “Will you be my bitch?”

Me: “Sure.”

Jesus: “Will you be my cumslut?”

Me: “Absolutely.”

I like that he knows me already.

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  1. twgNo Gravatar
    Posted October 7, 2010 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    My roommate has a funny Jesus story. Sometime I’ll get her to tell you; I wasn’t there. It’s funny, involves a bar, cops, and a pink wig (he didn’t so much do anything, but he was there). Tres funny.

    • JesusNo Gravatar
      Posted November 6, 2010 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

      Wait…story about me? ‘A’ bar? What’s the story? This always concerns me…

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