Meet Jesus

So, I have a boyfriend. He will be referred to on this blog as Jesus. Meg named him because Jesus was Jewish and bearded (as is the guy) and did stuff with wine (this guy owns a bar). He likes the name because Jesus was also a carpenter, and was therefore “good with his wood.” Also, he said that it’s fitting, since he can “bring [me] closer to God, or at least make [me] scream His name.” It will be pronounced “hay-soos,” as he likes to tease me about having a thing for Hispanic men (The Bruiser has a Spanish name, and I fucked a guy from OkC with a Spanish name), even though I don’t, really.

I met him at his bar. I thought he was gay. He thought I was a tomboy. First impressions are really something, eh?

And there you have it. A new addition to the cast of characters.

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  1. MegNo Gravatar
    Posted October 6, 2010 at 7:18 pm | Permalink

    So happy that I could assist in naming your boyfriend. : P

    And glad that he approves, too. : )

  2. KaarNo Gravatar
    Posted October 6, 2010 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    Hi Britni….I’m so glad you were able to meet someone. Hopefully you two will have a wonderful relationship. Looking forward to reading how it progresses in your blog!
    Kara XOXO

    PS. Jess said to tell you the Buddy Jesus pic was awesome LOL

  3. alphafemmeNo Gravatar
    Posted October 6, 2010 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    Awesome!!!! I love how in your tweets, his name is always followed by (hee). It makes me chuckle. Actually, it makes me snort. (It’s really awkward.)

  4. Chronicles of a CosmNo Gravatar
    Posted October 6, 2010 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    I cannot. stop. giggling. at this nickname. But I’m glad you’re happy!

  5. SaNo Gravatar
    Posted October 7, 2010 at 1:50 am | Permalink

    This is hilarious. Wishing you many pleasant times with Jesus!

    Oh God :)

  6. SkijNo Gravatar
    Posted October 7, 2010 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Congrats :)

  7. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted October 7, 2010 at 9:55 am | Permalink

    And he has excellent taste in suspenders and hats.

  8. SandraNo Gravatar
    Posted October 7, 2010 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    Jesus Lives! Glad you’re having fun!

  9. BrigitNo Gravatar
    Posted October 7, 2010 at 6:13 pm | Permalink

    Yay, I’m very happy for you! For some reason I read the title as ‘Meet Jesús” with the tone of a Univisión game show host.

  10. quizzical pussyNo Gravatar
    Posted October 8, 2010 at 2:39 am | Permalink

    Hope it doesn’t take this one three days to rise again!

  11. twgNo Gravatar
    Posted October 9, 2010 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    What’s the matter baby, you’re trembling Jesus baby
    Your love, is my life
    You know when I’m without there’s a blackhole in my life
    Ohhh I wanna believe, it’s alright
    Cause I get lonely in the night and it’s up to you to save me
    Jesus baby

    Sung in Cartman voice, ahf carse. ;)

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