Once and For All

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: September 28, 2010

One of my biggest pet peeves:

Come: verb. The act of orgasming. “I’m going to come!” “Please come on me!”

Cum: noun. Ejaculate, semen. “His cum tastes awful!” “Did we get cum on the couch?”

Get it? Got it? Good.

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9 Comments

  1. Ms.InconspicuousNo Gravatar
    Posted September 28, 2010 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    *Standing ovation*

    Seriously.

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  2. Nolens VolensNo Gravatar
    Posted September 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    That made me smile. I am seriously tired of people not getting it right. Thanks.

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  3. CarynSKANo Gravatar
    Posted September 28, 2010 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

    Thank you!

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  4. ElodieNo Gravatar
    Posted September 28, 2010 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    I hate the word “cum” with a passion — it’s just so ugly! So I use different terms for the noun. I like “semen”, personally. (Or, if I’m writing fantasy-setting/historical erotica, “seed” works.)

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  5. AnaNo Gravatar
    Posted September 28, 2010 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    ahah,english isn’t even my first language and it bothers me so much when people make that come/cum mistake!

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  6. DamianNo Gravatar
    Posted September 29, 2010 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    I grew up in a place where women don’t come. They arrive.

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  7. that girlNo Gravatar
    Posted September 29, 2010 at 11:00 pm | Permalink

    what about jizzum….does that work?

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  8. connieNo Gravatar
    Posted September 30, 2010 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    Amen!

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  9. SkyddsDrakeNo Gravatar
    Posted October 6, 2010 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    Truth be told, I had no idea. Thank you for sharing. :)

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