PSA: On Seduction

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: August 10, 2010

ATTENTION MEN: when trying to seduce a woman, it is best not to remove your (hard) penis from the hole in your boxers and whip it around like a helicopter while yelling, “Woo! Woo!”

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

No, this has never happened to me on a first date before. Why do you ask?

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6 Comments

  1. twgNo Gravatar
    Posted August 10, 2010 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    WOOO WOOOOOOO!

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  2. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted August 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    Goddamn it. Thank you. This is not funny, never has been funny, never will be funny.

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    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted August 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

      Especially on a first date. NO. NOT SEXY.

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  3. MelissaNo Gravatar
    Posted August 10, 2010 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    I must be unsophistimacated, because if the guy I’m dating did that to me I’d laugh my face off.

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  4. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted August 10, 2010 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    That is for like, 3 years into a relationship. Not a first date. Fail.

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    • Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
      Posted August 10, 2010 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

      I’ve been in a 12 year relationship and it’s still the opposite of awesome.

      Reply

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