What This Message Lacks in Punctuation, It Makes Up For In Lameness*

Am I the only one that gets excessive numbers of marriage proposals and/or references to marrying the person in initial messages on dating sites? Because I get a lot.

how is my future mrs Pete tonight lol is rained most of the weekend here so I cleaned my house and wathed movies and where the hell were you lol

And yes, I was clearly missing from the lovely scenario of cleaning the house and watching movies with my “husband.” Domestic bliss, no?

*I know about the argument that “lame” is ableist language, and I’m not really sure I agree or how I feel about it yet. But if my use of it offends anyone, I do apologize.

This entry was posted in Make Me A Match. Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.


  1. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted June 11, 2010 at 12:11 am | Permalink

    I’m calling you Mrs. Pete from now on.

  2. JesperNo Gravatar
    Posted June 11, 2010 at 4:02 am | Permalink

    hehe :)

    That’s like the perfect image of my parents right there. – And no fracking way am I going to end up like that, let alone start out like that!

  3. Sophie DelanceyNo Gravatar
    Posted June 11, 2010 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    I get way too many creepers on OKCupid, but that’s neither here nor there. I have gotten a number of fake but all too real proposals on first dates/within the first week of dating. I don’t know what it is about me that screams wife. In fact, within the first week of dating Jed (my current partner) he said something about the beautiful children we were going to have together while boning me. I rolled with it, but I was mildly taken aback.

  4. MissMarNo Gravatar
    Posted June 11, 2010 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    Wait until you get wanting them to take you to the Bahamas or wanting to give you their money if you only give them your bank account number. Usually I get these from OkCupid members and even the CollarMe crowd though I get more of wanting to give me money from the CM group.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Subscribe without commenting

  • This site contains adult content and is not intended for anyone under the age of 18. Under 18? Click here:


  • Britni TheVadgeWig

    PhotobucketI'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Because I Am a Shameless, Broke-Ass Bitch

    All donations are welcome, of course! You can always buy me something off my wishlist, as well.

  • Get Yourself Off

    Good Vibes PinkCherry Sex Toys Love yourself. Everyday. Tickle. Photobucket ER-150x250-1a_3 / JT's Stockroom
  • Photobucket
  • See My Writing At

    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Watch Them Get Off

    visit ifeelmyself.com Photobucket visit beautifulagony.com
  • The What

  • The Who

  • Go Back In Time